she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize