there's paper in my vomit.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
