Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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