They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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