Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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