drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize