Dual....:-)
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
