he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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