there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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