my mouth tastes like poor choices
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
he just fucked me for my cheese.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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