Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize