He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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