just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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