I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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