if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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