We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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