Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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