He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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