omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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