You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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