I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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