idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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