3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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