Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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