Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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