Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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