Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
