are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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