im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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