She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
handjob tips. give me some.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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