quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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