WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
