Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
