You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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