Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
it was like eating out sand paper
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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