Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I love you. Go after that dick
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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