She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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