You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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