Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
