He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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