Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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