so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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