Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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