how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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