Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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