she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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