If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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