I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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