Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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