At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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