Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
