Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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