Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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