he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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