Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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