2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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